there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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