I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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