I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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