you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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