There was a lot of him and a little penis
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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