We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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