He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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