Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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