I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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