my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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