Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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