Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I smell stomach acid.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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