Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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