Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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