Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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