The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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