I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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