How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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