I want to have your abortion
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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