Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We just shotgunned beers for America
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
