I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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