How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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