She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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