my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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