just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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