Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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