I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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