He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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