I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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