Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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