How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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