puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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