you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As shirtless as possible
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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