I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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