does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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