i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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