If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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