What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I had to cum in my sink.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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