he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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