we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Operation Purity has been aborted
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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