He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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