Dual....:-)
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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