Whod you bang
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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