her vagine was all disorganized.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Life is so much better after having sex.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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