i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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