what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize