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god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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