You work out of a Hotel?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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