What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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