She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
