So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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