Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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