party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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