how can u be prego again
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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