why didn't you poke me back
Don't make out with my wife yet
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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