The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I want to be your penis for a week.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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